Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Today's Commitment: Eric Childs




Eric Roy Childs
Spring 1997
1767 I Think
FRE 00, MAB 01
Fort Pierce, Fl
Childs Financial Services and some Agriculture shit too
Wife - Medussa (Carrie)
Children - Lucifer better known as Cole (4) and Damien better known as Wyatt (2) agirl on the way and her name is Unlucky


The reunion will be great because I have taken sensitivity courses and am much more acclimated to a social gathering. It's also always good to catch up with old friends after life has taken you in different directions (that's my sensitivity classes coming out). Also it will be nice to see Ernest again, maybe, after our last meeting/altercation at Florida Field (you bring a guy some Shrimp and deer and the next thing you know he expects you to be the freakin Publix meat market 7 years later)
Most memorable moments:

1) I'll say getting married and having kids because my wife may see this.

2) Watching Hutter have to actually annunciate his vows at his wedding without having to send them by messenger pigeon or write them on a stone tablet.

3) As previously stated running into Ernest at Florida Field in April of 07 with my then 2 year old son who was scared out of his god damn gord when this large crazy African American man comes running up looking for any scrimp or dem deer. He then traumatizes not only my son but myself when he lifts his shirt to show me the scar from his recent heart surgey. He then irritates me by explaining how he no longer has to work because of his medical condition then proceeds to lift an @100lb box and carries it about 50 yards to his parked car (I'd like to state that I did not help him as I was cleaning the shit out of my sons pants). I then tell him he may want to look into a change of diet as he begins to eat 3 hot dogs and with that I bid him adieu and have a nice life. Every time since then when I take my son to the field he asks about the crazy man and he's not talkin about James Bates.


I'd like to add that I would really appreciate it if someone would order Jake a pizza after the game and he could pass out at the hotel holding the pizza in his hands while still completely dressed. Just for shits and giggles. Also if anyone can notify anyone of the whereabouts of Jason Elden that would be helpful.



2 comments:

Unknown said...

Good to see you Eric! You should take your comedy act on the road!

Unknown said...

p.s. if you zoom in on the family photo - you can see someone told Childs to get his Mic Ultra out of the shot - and for some reason Lucifer has an orange on the end of a green rod?? I guess it is a healthy alternative to a marshmallow.