Let's give some snaps and no hisses to Brother Brian Woodard, who with wife Amber will be bringing a new Woodard into this world sometime in February. I contacted the OBGYN personally and cannot confirm nor deny that this is the ultrasound of that there Woodard offspring.Should this child have a doodle, the Fall 2026 class could be shaping up with Lucas Nassar and The Yet to Be Named Woodard. However, there is an outside chance the conversation under the tent could go like this:
Woody 2.0: "He said legacies are usually asked to pledge automatically..."
Tau 2026 Rush Chairman: "Well...USUALLY, unless the legacy in question is a real closet case... like WOODY."
Woody 2.0: "....my dad..."
Let's just hope this kid pays his pledge dues (although I am certain MATT Marshall could lend a hand) and doesn't get a hand me down phone from his roommate's grandmother that has 9-11 on autodial. Seriously, who has one of those?
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I think the real question is: What is Woodard 2.0 smoking in this picture?
Looks like he's ready for the Copa. Does that thing still exist?
So did the doctor provide any indication on your chances of passing the ginger gene? Have you considered gene therapy? If not you could just find a good counselor.
Congrats- I'm sure he will be equally terrible at goldeneye.
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