Today's Commitment

Mike Rudisill

• S 95
• 1707
• History
• Sanford, FL
• Criminal Defense Attorney
• Married, 2 dogs
• Matt Marshall will wear a tux and try to convince us that it was supposed to be black tie. Newberger will introduce us to a new bedroom move he calls “The Detroit Defiler”. Glazer will vomit before 2 sentences into the description. At around 3 a.m. Joe Nassar and Tim will have a brief fist fight followed by tear-filled “I love/miss you bro”s. Shortly thereafter they will lead the charge to throw Matt Marshall into Lake Alice. We will only get as far as KA before his cries for mercy and our bad backs get the better of us. Someone will suggest using a truck but Matt will have already escaped into Viet Nam where he will bed down for the night. Ernest “the Iceman” shall return with Matt’s severed head. We’ll all have a good laugh at crazy ‘ol stuttering Ernest. Good times to be had.
• My wedding (best party I’ve ever been to)