Tuesday's Commitment: Joseph Lutfi Nassar

Joe Nassar
SPRING '95
T' 1719
Telecommunications
Clermont, FL
Manager of Recruitment for McDonald's. For those of you picking up a Quarter Pounder with Cheese at 4 A.M. Saturday morning after a night of drinking, I say, "You're welcome." For those of you, like me, waking up on Saturday morning at 8am, not hung over, and driving to pick up a McMuffin, I say, "Ugh."
• Married, December 2006. My wife, Ronni, is pregnant with our first child and he's ready to drop any day now. His name will be Lucas. He will be 4'9" at best. We also have a dog named Jasmine who is border line retarded.
The reunion will be great because I get to be that annoying a-hole that's "too old to be there" asking to see room 15, telling some 18 year old how many girls I banged in that room while using the Greek Phone Book, better known as "The Stalker Guide". "Hello.....Pi Phi....is...is...Jamie there?" "Which Jamie?" "The one that was at Swamp?" Click.
Had a lot of great memories in the last 10 years. I've been fortunate enough to live near many of my closest friends during college and continue the friendships I made during that time. But the threee greatest things were (in no particular order): 1) meeting my wife, 2) finding out about unborn baby Nassar, 3) seeing Woody finally graduate in 2006
Any thing else you'd like to add....just looking forward to it. However, if Kramer doesn't BAW-DAW-DAW, Dauphin does not recite The Jive Creed of Theta Chi, or if we do not give Matt Marshall, and possibly his wife, a swirley, then it will all be a loss.